![]() Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin? You might bend the nail.Ī violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my Why do violinists put a cloth between their chin and their instrument? What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin? No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle. Why don't viola players suffer from piles (hæmorrhoids)? Because all the assholes are in the first violin section. Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile? Both are offensive and inaccurate. String players' motto: "It's better to be sharp than out of How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? The dog knows when to stop scratching. Why are viola jokes so short? So violinists can understand them. What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A fiddle is fun to listen to. The violin just looks smaller because the Strings Violin Jokes What's the difference between a violin and a viola? There is no difference. If you have ever told,Įmailed, or otherwise communicated to me a music joke, thank you. ![]() No longer remember which jokes I heard from whom. These jokes are a continually-growing collection, and unfortunately, I can I’m just wondering when its socially acceptable to watch it again.Instrument Jokes Instrument Jokes Strings This film isn’t a masterpiece, it’s far from it but it’s a fun easy watch, I was genuinely laughing out loud with the absurdity of what was happening so I think it just needed a short and sweet shout out because I couldn’t not talk about this film. I’m going far too in depth with saying it’s like a ballet, I’m just trying to sound fancy but the whole scene is just so much nonsense, I loved it. Of course stinging the lawyer was deadly so Adam is put in a full sized hospital bed and they replace his lost stinger with a plastic cocktail sword. He manages to get Barry’s friend Adam (voiced by Matthew Broderick) to sting him on the arse to which a ballet of over the top telling and screaming comes out of the lawyer to convince the jury that the bees are evil. The lawyer is the best in the business and realising that he’s losing the case. The scene in which the trial commences between the bees and the humans gold, the lawyer for the humans (voiced by the intense John Goodman) is so goofy, in fact that’s pretty much how I would sum up the film, it’s just goofy and ridiculous. ![]() It’s a film that people wouldn’t believe if you just explained it, you have to see if for yourself. Especially when vanessa first starts talking to Barry, unsure if shes in a dream or not she stabs herself in her hand with a fork and it all happened so first I had to rewind a few times so it could make me laugh over and over. All cleverly (if that’s the right word to use) woven into the writing to be unnoticed most of the time but I really found myself laughing out loud. Theres jokes about bees of course but also sex jokes, racist jokes and suicide jokes. By the writing I would be convinced that this film was written for adults, it’s an animation and all but I feel the majority of the jokes definitely cater towards the parents who would be watching this with their children. As I mentioned the film is mainly written by Jerry Seinfeld and the amount of bee puns crammed into this film is impressive, whilst also being self aware of how ridiculous the situation is. It’s taken me this long to watch this film and I am ashamed of myself for taking this long. Why is this film so incredibly, unironically amazing. Barry discovers that the human race has been stealing honey and makes the only logical decision to sue the human race. Whilst out of the hive he meets a female companion vanessa (voiced by Renée Zellweger) who he builds a relationship with. Finding out that he will be forced into this slavery of honey making he decides that his destiny lies outside the hive. ![]() It’s not his chance to pick a job in the honey making industry which he must do for the remainder of his days. Bee Movie tells the age old tale of Barry B Benson (voiced by Jerry Seinfeld who also wrote the film which explains everything) who has graduated Bee school with straight B’s. I mean, what about Bee Columbus, Bee Ghandi, Bee-Jesus?” Review by Lewis Goodall “Bees have never afraid to change the world.
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